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Independent global satire bureau · Briefing 001

MEGA

MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN

Global satire for a world that has completely lost the plot.

World leaders, collapsing institutions, bureaucratic absurdity and cultural madness—reimagined through cinematic puppet-politics satire.

NO PARTY LOYALTYALL LEADERS FAIR GAME100% FICTIONAL
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MEGA Briefing Room: puppet leaders around a world desk, surrounded by private files.
LIVE SIGNALS31
COMMON SENSE38%
DRAMA INDEX99.2
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Global intelligence network

The World According to MEGA

Select a highlighted country to open its satirical intelligence file. Thirty-one desks are reporting. None of them are optimistic.

MEGA GLOBAL SIGNAL NETWORKLOADING WORLD DESK
Global intelligence network

Opening the world dossier…

Regional files are being prepared without delaying the public briefing above.

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Public video library

Latest MEGA Episodes

Published public transmissions are filed directly in the MEGA archive.

Open transmission desk

Watch every published public episode on MEGA.

The Episodes archive is the canonical home for MEGA public video releases.

OPEN EPISODES
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More Than Satire

Laugh. Vote. Build.

MEGA was built to do more than comment on the world. Part of every membership helps give our community the resources to act.

MEGA’s Laugh, Vote, Build world desk, with a 10% allocation seal.
Beyond the screen
We roast the world. Then we try to make a small part of it less stupid.

10% of eligible net subscription revenue is allocated to the MEGA Impact Pool. It gives the community resources to back meaningful initiatives and actions that can make a measurable difference.

Members help choose where that support goes through weighted votes. Published progress and proof show what follows — because talking about a better world should be the beginning, not the whole story.

For each period finalized by MEGA HQ, the Impact allocation is 10% of positive net eligible subscription revenue after eligible fees, refunds, disputes, taxes, approved adjustments, and amounts carried from earlier periods. The result is rounded down to the smallest supported currency unit.

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Private club clearance

Join MEGA. Watch Everything.

Every paid member receives the complete MEGA Vault. Higher ranks add MEGA Weekly, status, eligible discounts, and private community access—not more videos.

The MEGA classified archive: a world map, puppet leaders and a sealed dossier.
The complete member archive

The full file.
Every paid rank.

Member releases, extended cuts and every published Vault video, all in one place. Complete access starts with Supporter.

Explore the Vault
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Private club credential

Supporter

6/ MONTH

A seat in the outer briefing room.

ACCESS PRIVILEGES
ALL PAID TIERSComplete VaultEvery published member video. Higher ranks never gate the Vault.
New member-only videos added regularly
MEGA Members Telegram
Personalized Supporter account
1x Voting Power
CLEARANCE C-3VALID / MONTHLY
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Private club credential

Founding Circle

30/ MONTH

Help establish the institution they warned you about.

ACCESS PRIVILEGES
ALL PAID TIERSComplete VaultEvery published member video. Higher ranks never gate the Vault.
Everything in Insider
5% off eligible MEGA products & services
Founding Circle status
Personalized Founding Circle account
3x Voting Power
CLEARANCE C-4VALID / MONTHLY
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Private club credential

High Council

60/ MONTH

The room where nothing is decided quietly.

ACCESS PRIVILEGES
ALL PAID TIERSComplete VaultEvery published member video. Higher ranks never gate the Vault.
Everything in Founding Circle
10% off eligible MEGA products & services
Private High Council Room

A private Telegram room with MEGA leadership for closer discussions, Q&As, behind-the-scenes updates and occasional input on selected ideas and decisions.

Personalized High Council account
4x Voting Power
The High Council Room offers closer conversation and occasional input—not formal control or guaranteed decision rights.